"How you doing today, Halley?"
"You don't look like you mean it."
"Yeah, fantastic tinged with sweet-sour apathy, a note of charcoal despair and floral accents."
"If you ever write a book, I want to edit it. Seriously I'd love to live a day in your head."
"Imagine Alice in Wonderland but without the drugs."
"Let me know if you do write that book."
Sink in bewilderment. Cue gratitude. Relish appreciation.
My melt-in-your-mouth, effervescent, and bubbly soul coated with a thin crackly layer of prosaic skepticism was ESTEEMED.
COMMENCE SHOCKING EYE-OPENER.
My avant-garde, fireball, and irreverent personnalité was ADMIRED. In a corporate environment nonetheless!
Whew. That shit is astounding. Because if I, as a BRAZEN rabble-rouser can embolden someone to consider life from an outlandish perspective JUST BY BEING MYSELF.
Well, I shiver with anticipation for the UNVEILING of your noteworthy UNIQUITY.
Because sometimes if you stand out in a crowd it's not due to you not belonging; its because they're looking to you to LEAD THE UPRISING.
To UNFURL LIBERTY and ILLUMINATE HUMANITY in its GRANDEUR.
To show that you are a perfect gem of a human.
So make the time to savor your exceptional qualities.
You elevate all of us higher by being yourself.
Be yourself and UP-lift us.