If it does while we're still breathing these are the skills you NEED to start honing.
Just in case.
The Doctor knows how to survive. His time-tested method? Running.
Do Couch to 5K and get away.
From Cyber Men, Daleks, The Silence & animated mannequins.
Take up cricket.
The ultimate weapon for slumberous zombie destruction.
Aerodynamic. Never misses. Broad surface area for stupendous blunt trauma.
Practice out-staring a wall.
Cross-bow for the perfect anti-vampire remedy.
Lock & loaded for a quiet expiry.
Double win if it turns out to be zombies.
Always remember your towel.